ok so first he told me he's Blackbeard and i was like "no way who are you really" and he was like "Jeff" and he called me a Dickfuck, so i called him a Twatwaffle, and then he was like "what's a waffle?" And so i ordered him some waffles and said "Jeff i feel sorry for you!" Cause waffles are good.
And then he was like "I'm gonna eat your eyeballs!"
Then he was like "Blackbeard isn't mortal" and "I was the god-king of a cannibal tribe once"
ANYWAYS
I've got enchanted safety glasses that'll blast whoever tries to take them off. But... learning more self defense seems useful even without the threat of having my eyeballs eaten.
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And then he was like "I'm gonna eat your eyeballs!"
Then he was like "Blackbeard isn't mortal" and "I was the god-king of a cannibal tribe once"
ANYWAYS
I've got enchanted safety glasses that'll blast whoever tries to take them off. But... learning more self defense seems useful even without the threat of having my eyeballs eaten.
I'd like to starts as soon as possible.