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[personal profile] speak_n_spell 2018-12-02 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
"That is not even a thing," Sypha tells Trevor, or at least the soles of Trevor's boots, i.e. the only part of him clearly visible through the branches. She plants her hands on her hips. "Sirens are strictly aquatic!"

The tree gives an alarming rattle, followed by a bitten-off shout from its, um, occupant. The combination has her wondering if he's somehow still drunk, but for all Trevor's grace in battle, Sypha's seen him drop crates on his own head. If anyone alive could scale a tree while wasted and break an arm coming down perfectly sober, it's this man-shaped disaster. She hides her own smile in a sigh.

"I have, but now I'm afraid that if I try to throw you one end, I might end up knocking you out of the tree," her gaze slides away from Trevor's boots and settles appraisingly on the lower branches. "Hang on, I'm coming up."