I'd return it as part of my eight, but if you're already resorting to potentially cursing strangers perhaps we can just let it be known I would? Though I don't know if I even have eight friends in the city at this point.
Maybe because they think the threat is real, or they think I'm just a stupid kid or they don't want to be approached by a stranger through the network, or they're having a bad day and the 'sex bomb' is just one more thing they're feeling pressure from? Or maybe they don't know how to take a compliment, or are assuming I'm actively hitting on them.
I'm sure they have their reasons. I try not to take it personally.
You can't be serious. I've been here for years and the only person I'd say was more enthusiastic to make random friends is Vash. Who, oddly enough, also insisted on feeding me dessert.
I'm not 'enthusiastic to make random friends' it's just that... I've never really needed other people before, and given that I've lost some... It would be beneficial to have others I can count on, or at least seek help or guidance from.
I just seem enthusiastic because I'm trying to make the best of a bad situation. Doesn't mean it's bad for everyone and if you don't want to meet new people, that's your business.
I'd also not like to suffer a brain injury (even though I don't believe that will happen).
It's not that I don't want to meet new people, it's that I don't trust myself (or them, I'm not the only asshole around here) to not wind up having a series of unpleasant interactions.
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What sort of help and guidance is it you're looking for, Gokudera? Tell me.
He's an infamous pirate from my world, killed a bunch of people, was insane. Anyways, I met him but didn't believe that's who I was talking to on the network. People lie. Whatever.
So when I told him I didn't believe him, he told me his name was Jeff. So then I called him Jeff and he threatened to eat my eyeballs.
Well, threatening eyeball cannibalism doesn't make him who he says he is, but I don't quite understand why you'd assume it's a lie either. I've met all sorts here, myth and legend alike. Only very rarely can they provide any proof of it but at the least it can inform your opinions.
E.g. A fellow claiming to be a notoriously insane murderous pirate is probably still an insane murderer, regardless of notoriety or current pirate status.
In any case, I've taught daintier than you to fight far worse threats than him. When would you like to begin?
ok so first he told me he's Blackbeard and i was like "no way who are you really" and he was like "Jeff" and he called me a Dickfuck, so i called him a Twatwaffle, and then he was like "what's a waffle?" And so i ordered him some waffles and said "Jeff i feel sorry for you!" Cause waffles are good.
And then he was like "I'm gonna eat your eyeballs!"
Then he was like "Blackbeard isn't mortal" and "I was the god-king of a cannibal tribe once"
ANYWAYS
I've got enchanted safety glasses that'll blast whoever tries to take them off. But... learning more self defense seems useful even without the threat of having my eyeballs eaten.
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I'd return it as part of my eight, but if you're already resorting to potentially cursing strangers perhaps we can just let it be known I would? Though I don't know if I even have eight friends in the city at this point.
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I'm sure they have their reasons. I try not to take it personally.
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But that's three out of nearly fourty so far...
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I just seem enthusiastic because I'm trying to make the best of a bad situation. Doesn't mean it's bad for everyone and if you don't want to meet new people, that's your business.
I'd also not like to suffer a brain injury (even though I don't believe that will happen).
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Regardless:
What sort of help and guidance is it you're looking for, Gokudera? Tell me.
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From you? In regards to…?
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In general, from whoever it is you come to know. Me in particular only if there is anything.
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Currently I’m trying to learn more self defense to protect my eyeballs from getting eaten by some weird pirate.
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So when I told him I didn't believe him, he told me his name was Jeff. So then I called him Jeff and he threatened to eat my eyeballs.
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E.g. A fellow claiming to be a notoriously insane murderous pirate is probably still an insane murderer, regardless of notoriety or current pirate status.
In any case, I've taught daintier than you to fight far worse threats than him. When would you like to begin?
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And then he was like "I'm gonna eat your eyeballs!"
Then he was like "Blackbeard isn't mortal" and "I was the god-king of a cannibal tribe once"
ANYWAYS
I've got enchanted safety glasses that'll blast whoever tries to take them off. But... learning more self defense seems useful even without the threat of having my eyeballs eaten.
I'd like to starts as soon as possible.
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