ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!
[ At this point Vash has explained the concept (as much as he was able, anyway) so Trevor knows it's a joke... but he's still gonna give everyone doing it a bit of a hard time because he thinks that's funny too. ]
Are you aware of how many significant errors there are in your text?
They're all in this section, I will enhance the mistakes:
IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR (1) REALLY SEXY!!1 (2) IF YOU DIFFUSE (3) THE SEX BOMB CHAIN
(1) It should be "you're" as in "you are really sexy", not "your (possessive) [something or other] [is] really sexy."
(2) This is not an exclamation point.
(3) The meaning of diffuse is to spread over a wide area, which is exactly what you as the sender are requesting the recipient do; spread it to others. Doing so would prevent said injury, not cause it. I believe you meant "defuse" as in snuffing out the fuse of the bomb, as some sort of pun? But that doesn't make much sense either, because if we defused it there would be no explosion to cause injury at all... hm. Perhaps it's a more modern one like here, where attempts to defuse will cause it to combust immediately? I'm not an expert on fuses more complicated than flame and accelerant soaked string, I'm afraid.
Thank you. I'm largely uneducated but not illiterate, you can imagine how frustrating it is that most people conflate the two.
Anyway I don't think I'll be sending it on without those corrections, as the third in particular has the meaning ambiguous enough I just don't know which is the desired course of action. I'd be risking that unsexy brain injury!
Vash twice, and Artemis, then... Alucard... and I feel like I'm missing someone... I still have to send out 8 more but 48 is a lot of people and I've already had to start reaching out to strangers.
He is a bit of a prankster, but not in this way. When I questioned it he didn't understand the purpose of this himself. And I'm certain Adrian didn't create those flames out of symbols.
So perhaps Artemis is rather more taken with you than you presumed, to have come up with this.
I don't think he'd do something like that. It's probably just so whoever gets bombed will have to maybe meet new people. Or it's a compliment? It felt like a compliment coming from him, anyways.
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!
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Are you aware of how many significant errors there are in your text?
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IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR (1) REALLY SEXY!!1 (2) IF YOU DIFFUSE (3) THE SEX BOMB CHAIN
(1) It should be "you're" as in "you are really sexy", not "your (possessive) [something or other] [is] really sexy."
(2) This is not an exclamation point.
(3) The meaning of diffuse is to spread over a wide area, which is exactly what you as the sender are requesting the recipient do; spread it to others. Doing so would prevent said injury, not cause it. I believe you meant "defuse" as in snuffing out the fuse of the bomb, as some sort of pun? But that doesn't make much sense either, because if we defused it there would be no explosion to cause injury at all... hm. Perhaps it's a more modern one like here, where attempts to defuse will cause it to combust immediately? I'm not an expert on fuses more complicated than flame and accelerant soaked string, I'm afraid.
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[All the errors were intentional. It’s fun to waste time]
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Anyway I don't think I'll be sending it on without those corrections, as the third in particular has the meaning ambiguous enough I just don't know which is the desired course of action. I'd be risking that unsexy brain injury!
[ Two can play at being an annoying shit. ]
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I just sent it how I received it
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Very thematic for you to receive this, hm?
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Because I carry dynamite?
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So perhaps Artemis is rather more taken with you than you presumed, to have come up with this.
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Maybe it was Artemis…
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